Artista: Edward P. “Feed Me” Beard

Target creature gets +5/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Guardian Idol enters tapped.
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: Guardian Idol becomes a 2/2 Golem artifact creature until end of turn.

: Ensouled Scimitar becomes a 1/5 Spirit artifact creature with flying until end of turn. (Equipment that’s a creature can’t equip a creature.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+5.
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

, : Tap target creature.

Flying
Sacrifice Pteron Ghost: Regenerate target artifact.

, Sacrifice Ashnod’s Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

Haste
Echo (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When Avalanche Riders enters, destroy target land.

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Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay . If you do, draw a card.

Flying
When Neurok Familiar enters, reveal the top card of your library. If it’s an artifact card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.

Flying

Flying
: Add one mana of any color.

Flying

Flying
: Add one mana of any color.

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Sacrifice a land: Spitting Spider deals 1 damage to each creature with flying.

, , Sacrifice Elvish Scrapper: Destroy target artifact.

, , Sacrifice Elvish Scrapper: Destroy target artifact.

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Sacrifice a land: Spitting Spider deals 1 damage to each creature with flying.

Return target permanent to its owner’s hand.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)