Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains “At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream ‘Aaah!’ at the top of your lungs.”
Artista: Jeremy Jarvis
Fat Ass
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you’re eating. (Gum isn’t food. We checked.)
Minamo, School at Water’s Edge
: Add .
, : Untap target legendary permanent.
Reverse the Sands
Redistribute any number of players’ life totals. (Each of those players gets one life total back.)
Auriok Windwalker
Flying
: Attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.
Beacon of Tomorrows
Target player takes an extra turn after this one. Shuffle Beacon of Tomorrows into its owner’s library.
Psychic Overload
Enchant permanent
When Psychic Overload enters the battlefield, tap enchanted permanent.
Enchanted permanent doesn’t untap during its controller’s untap step.
Enchanted permanent has “Discard two artifact cards: Untap this permanent.”
Lightning Greaves
Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can’t be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip
Psychogenic Probe
Whenever a spell or ability causes a player to shuffle their library, Psychogenic Probe deals 2 damage to that player.
Loxodon Warhammer
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink.
Equip
Viridian Longbow
Equipped creature has “: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.”
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters the battlefield unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)
Deflection
Change the target of target spell with a single target.