Artista: Jeremy Jarvis

Draw three cards, then discard a card.

Create a 1/1 green Snake creature token for each card in your hand.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can’t cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)

First strike
Channel — , Discard Shinen of Stars’ Light: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Return Molting Skin to its owner’s hand: Regenerate target creature.

Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains “At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream ‘Aaah!’ at the top of your lungs.”

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you’re eating. (Gum isn’t food. We checked.)

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

: Add .
, : Untap target legendary permanent.

Redistribute any number of players’ life totals. (Each of those players gets one life total back.)

Flying
: Attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.

Target player takes an extra turn after this one. Shuffle Beacon of Tomorrows into its owner’s library.

Enchant permanent
When Psychic Overload enters, tap enchanted permanent.
Enchanted permanent doesn’t untap during its controller’s untap step.
Enchanted permanent has “Discard two artifact cards: Untap this permanent.”

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink.
Equip

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can’t be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Whenever a spell or ability causes a player to shuffle their library, Psychogenic Probe deals 2 damage to that player.

Equipped creature has “: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.”
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Change the target of target spell with a single target.

Change the target of target spell with a single target.