Giant Mana Cake

— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create two Food tokens. (They’re artifacts with “, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)
— When this permanent dies, destroy target nonland permanent.
— 3/3
— 6/2

Wrinkly Monkey Shenanigans

: Target creature can’t block this creature this turn.
— Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn and this permanent is a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on this permanent and draw a card.
— 2/4
— 7/2

Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle

— Whenever this creature attacks, you get .
— Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
— 4/2
— 6/9

Vampire Champion Fury

— Hellbent — This creature gets +3/+3 as long as you have no cards in hand.
, Sacrifice this creature: It deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is its power.
— 1/5
— 6/3

Urza’s Dark Cannonball

— Exalted, exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents you control.)
— Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked only by creatures with shadow.)
— 1/5
— 7/4

Notorious Sliver War

: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
— Protection from creatures with two or more creature types
— 3/3
— 9/6

Unstable Robot Dragon

: Switch this creature’s power and toughness until end of turn.
— Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +5/+5 until end of turn.
— 3/2
— 2/7

Wild Ogre Bupkis

— Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
— Metalcraft — This permanent has protection from noncreature permanents as long as you control three or more artifacts.
— 5/1
— 7/4

Carnival Elephant Meteor

— Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards.
— Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
— 4/1
— 8/7

Weird Angel Flame

— Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this permanent, put two +1/+1 counters on it.
— Protection from even mana values
— 2/3
— 7/8

Slimy Burrito Illusion

— Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)
— Double strike
— 2/4
— 5/6

Unhinged Beast Hunt

: You gain 1 life.
— Whenever this creature attacks, tap each creature an opponent controls with the same power and/or same toughness as this creature.
— 4/1
— 2/6

Trained Blessed Mind

: Exile target card from a graveyard.
— Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +4/+0 and has trample.
— 4/2
— 6/9

Cool Fluffy Loxodon

— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, draw a card.
— Whenever a creature enters under your control, this permanent becomes a 13/13 Eldrazi creature in addition to its other types until end of turn.
— 4/2
— 5/6

Squishy Sphinx Ninja

— Ward (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays .)
— Provoke (Whenever this creature attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)
— 5/3
— 7/7

Cursed Firebreathing Yogurt

— Prowess, prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn twice.)
, : This permanent deals 2 damage to any target.
— 4/2
— 4/8

Eldrazi Guacamole Tightrope

— Haste
— You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying 2 life in addition to paying its other costs.
— 1/4
— 5/3

Jetpack Death Seltzer

— Trample
: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn’t monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
— 2/7
— 6/5

Mystic Doom Sandwich

— Lifelink
— This creature must be blocked if able. Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.
— 1/4
— 6/8

Familiar Beeble Mascot

— Whenever this creature attacks, untap target permanent.
— Whenever a creature enters under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
— 2/3
— 5/3

Eternal Acrobat Toast

— Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control.
: Untap another target permanent.
— 4/4
— 7/8

Playable Delusionary Hydra

: Draw a card, then discard a card.
— Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card.
— 1/5
— 4/4