— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create two Food tokens. (They’re artifacts with “
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)
— When this permanent dies, destroy target nonland permanent.
— 3/3
— 6/2
Artista: Larissa Hasenheit & Mina Jeon
Wrinkly Monkey Shenanigans
—
: Target creature can’t block this creature this turn.
— Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn and this permanent is a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on this permanent and draw a card.
— 2/4
— 7/2
Spooky Clown Mox
— Vigilance
—
,
: Tap target creature.
— 1/5
— 5/4
Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle
— Whenever this creature attacks, you get
.
— Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
— 4/2
— 6/9
Vampire Champion Fury
— Hellbent — This creature gets +3/+3 as long as you have no cards in hand.
—
, Sacrifice this creature: It deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is its power.
— 1/5
— 6/3
Urza’s Dark Cannonball
— Exalted, exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents you control.)
— Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked only by creatures with shadow.)
— 1/5
— 7/4
Notorious Sliver War
—
: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
— Protection from creatures with two or more creature types
— 3/3
— 9/6
Unstable Robot Dragon
—
: Switch this creature’s power and toughness until end of turn.
— Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +5/+5 until end of turn.
— 3/2
— 2/7
Wild Ogre Bupkis
— Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
— Metalcraft — This permanent has protection from noncreature permanents as long as you control three or more artifacts.
— 5/1
— 7/4
Carnival Elephant Meteor
— Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards.
— Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
— 4/1
— 8/7
Weird Angel Flame
— Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this permanent, put two +1/+1 counters on it.
— Protection from even mana values
— 2/3
— 7/8
Slimy Burrito Illusion
— Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)
— Double strike
— 2/4
— 5/6
Unhinged Beast Hunt
—
: You gain 1 life.
— Whenever this creature attacks, tap each creature an opponent controls with the same power and/or same toughness as this creature.
— 4/1
— 2/6
Trained Blessed Mind
—
: Exile target card from a graveyard.
— Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +4/+0 and has trample.
— 4/2
— 6/9
Cool Fluffy Loxodon
— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, draw a card.
— Whenever a creature enters under your control, this permanent becomes a 13/13 Eldrazi creature in addition to its other types until end of turn.
— 4/2
— 5/6
Squishy Sphinx Ninja
— Ward
(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays
.)
— Provoke (Whenever this creature attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)
— 5/3
— 7/7
Cursed Firebreathing Yogurt
— Prowess, prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn twice.)
—
,
: This permanent deals 2 damage to any target.
— 4/2
— 4/8
Eldrazi Guacamole Tightrope
— Haste
— You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying 2 life in addition to paying its other costs.
— 1/4
— 5/3
Jetpack Death Seltzer
— Trample
—
: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn’t monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
— 2/7
— 6/5
Mystic Doom Sandwich
— Lifelink
— This creature must be blocked if able. Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.
— 1/4
— 6/8
Familiar Beeble Mascot
— Whenever this creature attacks, untap target permanent.
— Whenever a creature enters under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
— 2/3
— 5/3
Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks
— Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.
— Vigilance, reach
— 2/4
— 7/7
Eternal Acrobat Toast
— Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control.
—
: Untap another target permanent.
— 4/4
— 7/8
Playable Delusionary Hydra
—
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
— Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card.
— 1/5
— 4/4