Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
Artista: Mark Brill
Welding Jar
Sacrifice Welding Jar: Regenerate target artifact.
Slice and Dice
Slice and Dice deals 4 damage to each creature.
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Slice and Dice, you may have it deal 1 damage to each creature.
Water Gun Balloon Game
As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop! counter on “0.”
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player’s pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player’s pop! counter hits “5,” that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to “0.”
Flameshot
You may discard a Mountain card rather than pay this spell’s mana cost.
Flameshot deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target creatures.
Quietus Spike
Equipped creature has deathtouch.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Equip
Quietus Spike
Equipped creature has deathtouch.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Equip
Slice and Dice
Slice and Dice deals 4 damage to each creature.
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Slice and Dice, you may have it deal 1 damage to each creature.
Slice and Dice
Slice and Dice deals 4 damage to each creature.
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Slice and Dice, you may have it deal 1 damage to each creature.
Quietus Spike
Equipped creature has deathtouch.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Equip
Fleetfoot Panther
Flash
When Fleetfoot Panther enters the battlefield, return a green or white creature you control to its owner’s hand.
Agonizing Demise
Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)
Destroy target nonblack creature. It can’t be regenerated. If this spell was kicked, Agonizing Demise deals damage equal to that creature’s power to the creature’s controller.
Wild Pair
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, you may search your library for a creature card with the same total power and toughness and put it onto the battlefield. If you do, shuffle your library.
Quietus Spike
Equipped creature has deathtouch.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Equip
Sage Owl
Flying
When Sage Owl enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
Sage Owl
Flying
When Sage Owl enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
Wild Pair
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, you may search your library for a creature card with the same total power and toughness and put it onto the battlefield. If you do, shuffle your library.
Empty the Warrens
Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
Sage Owl
Flying
When Sage Owl enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
Sage Owl
Flying
When Sage Owl enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
Rushing-Tide Zubera
When Rushing-Tide Zubera dies, if 4 or more damage was dealt to it this turn, draw three cards.
Water Gun Balloon Game
As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop! counter on “0.”
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player’s pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player’s pop! counter hits “5,” that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to “0.”
Rod of Spanking
, : Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says “Thank you, sir. May I have another?”
Welding Jar
Sacrifice Welding Jar: Regenerate target artifact.
Slice and Dice
Slice and Dice deals 4 damage to each creature.
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Slice and Dice, you may have it deal 1 damage to each creature.