Artista: Mike Burns

Deathtouch
, Sacrifice Vegetation Abomination: Roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

, : Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.

Enchant your graveyard
Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It’s still a graveyard.
If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile Animate Graveyard.

Haste
When Goblin Cruciverbalist enters, create a colorless artifact token named your choice of A, E, I, O, or U.
Whenever Goblin Cruciverbalist attacks, using the first letters of the names of permanents you control, spell a word you haven’t spelled this game. It gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each letter in that word.

When Soulstinger enters, put two -1/-1 counters on target creature you control.
When Soulstinger dies, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature for each -1/-1 counter on Soulstinger.

When Deathbloom Thallid dies, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice Flavor Judge and counter that spell or ability.

Flying
When Skull Saucer enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice Skull Saucer when your head stops touching the table.

Assist (Another player can pay up to of this spell’s cost. You choose the value of X.)
Support X. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to X target creatures.)
Each creature with a +1/+1 counter on it gains trample until end of turn.

Trample
Crash of Rhino Beetles gets +10/+10 as long as you control ten or more lands.

Trample
Crash of Rhino Beetles gets +10/+10 as long as you control ten or more lands.

Assist (Another player can pay up to of this spell’s cost. You choose the value of X.)
Support X. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to X target creatures.)
Each creature with a +1/+1 counter on it gains trample until end of turn.

When Deathbloom Thallid dies, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

Flying
When Skull Saucer enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice Skull Saucer when your head stops touching the table.

Trample

, : Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.

Trample

Haste
You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent’s turn.

, Sacrifice Contraption Cannon: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.

Trample

Trample