Defender (This creature can’t attack.)
You have hexproof. (You can’t be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control.
If Crystal Barricade and other creatures you control would be dealt noncombat damage at the same time, the damage that would be dealt to your other creatures is prevented even if the damage being dealt to Crystal Barricade is lethal damage.
Random a card of Magic: The Gathering (MTG), but you can also roll the D20 dice, random a Planeswalker, have fun with the random rules and more.