Return target nonland permanent to its owner’s hand. If you control a Desert, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)
"We should have taken the blasted ferry!"
—Hope Hagan, prospector
If the target permanent is an illegal target as Failed Fording tries to resolve, it won’t resolve and none of its effects will happen. You won’t surveil.
Random a card of Magic: The Gathering (MTG), but you can also roll the D20 dice, random a Planeswalker, have fun with the random rules and more.