Whenever you planeswalk here and whenever a creature enters under your control, create a Food token.
Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.
Whenever Chaos ensues, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts or creatures. Draw that many cards and lose that much life.
Keyword: Food
The Zonian Brawler
If The Zonian Brawler is your commander, your minimum deck size is 60 and your starting life total is 30. (That’s right, you’re playing Brawl!)
Whenever a fighting or biting creature you control deals lethal damage to a creature, create a Food token and draw a card. (Biting is when a creature deals damage equal to its power to another creature.)
The Caffeinated Runner
Whenever the The Caffeinated Runner enters or attacks, create a Food token.
Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. Whenever it next becomes tapped this turn, untap it.
Ready to run (You can have two commanders if both have ready to run.)
Another Night in Vegas
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn’t been chosen —
• Wake Up! — Return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner’s hand.
• VIP Line Access — Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top.
• Life of the Party — Whenever a spell is cast this turn, you gain 2 life.
• Breakfast at Dawn — Create two Food tokens. Sacrifice this enchantment.
Zimone’s Homework
At the beginning of your end step, if your life total is on the lazy caterer’s sequence, create a Food token. If it’s a Fibonacci number, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Fractal you control. If it’s a square number, put three +1/+1 counters on each creature you control whose power and toughness are equal. (You’ll want to look these up.)
Insatiable Frugivore
When Insatiable Frugivore enters, create a Food token, then you may exile three cards from your graveyard. If you do, repeat this process.
, Sacrifice X Foods: Creatures you control get +X/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.
Nocturnal Hunger
Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It’s an artifact with “
, 
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)
Destroy target creature. If the gift wasn’t promised, you lose 2 life.
Gilded Goose
Flying
When Gilded Goose enters, create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)
, : Create a Food token.
, Sacrifice a Food: Add one mana of any color.
Academy Manufactor
If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.
Gilded Goose
Flying
When Gilded Goose enters, create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)
, : Create a Food token.
, Sacrifice a Food: Add one mana of any color.
Crumb and Get It
Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It’s an artifact with “, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, that creature also gains indestructible until end of turn.
Hazel’s Brewmaster
Menace
Whenever Hazel’s Brewmaster enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard and create a Food token.
Foods you control have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with Hazel’s Brewmaster.
Insatiable Frugivore
When Insatiable Frugivore enters, create a Food token, then you may exile three cards from your graveyard. If you do, repeat this process.
, Sacrifice X Foods: Creatures you control get +X/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.
Cache Grab
Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token. (To mill four cards, put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard. A Food token is an artifact with “, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)
Hazel’s Brewmaster
Menace
Whenever Hazel’s Brewmaster enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard and create a Food token.
Foods you control have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with Hazel’s Brewmaster.
Scavenger’s Talent
(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
Whenever one or more creatures you control die, create a Food token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
: Level 2
Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, target player mills two cards.
: Level 3
At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice three other nonland permanents. If you do, return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
Bakersbane Duo
When Bakersbane Duo enters, create a Food token.
Whenever you expend 4, Bakersbane Duo gets +1/+1 until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)
Tireless Provisioner
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a Food token or a Treasure token. (Food is an artifact with “, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.” Treasure is an artifact with “, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”)
Savor
Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)
Bumbleflower’s Sharepot
When Bumbleflower’s Sharepot enters, create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)
, , Sacrifice Bumbleflower’s Sharepot: Destroy target nonland permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.
Valley Rally
Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It’s an artifact with “, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)
Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, target creature you control gains first strike until end of turn.
Vinereap Mentor
When Vinereap Mentor enters or dies, create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)
Pawpatch Formation
Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Draw a card. Create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)
The Master of Cuisine
Whenever this creature attacks, create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a food, choose one —
• Gelato — Target creature gains haste and trample until end of turn.
• Pasta — Scry 1.
• Pizza — Tap target creature.
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