Tap one or two target untapped creatures you control. They each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
Zimone's theory was that the fractalization of atmospheric aether would increase kinetic energy. Tyvar's theory was that if you hit cultists in the face really hard, they would fall down. They were both right.
If one of the target creatures you control is an illegal target when Coordinated Clobbering begins to resolve (perhaps because it's no longer on the battlefield or because it's tapped), that creature won't deal any damage. If the target creature an opponent controls is an illegal target, no damage will be dealt.
Random a card of Magic: The Gathering (MTG), but you can also roll the D20 dice, random a Planeswalker, have fun with the random rules and more.